Goods Delivery: "Sign here!"

Garden bug on a slip of paper I was using as a book mark (and was originally the home-made calling card of a "jack of all trades"). :D

In the PIP the same little courier service guy, this time negotiating a different terrain (old garden stool with peeling paint).

I think the little creature might be a weevil of some sort, but if anyone has a less tentative ID, I'd appreciate it!