GRU

good morning, comrade general. here is your daily foreign intelligence briefing.
thank you. what news?
all good, sir. our agents are completely embedded in the executive branch in Washington, DC.
and our prime asset?
he is carrying out his instructions as a good state functionary. a russian functionary, that is.
ha ha. he knows on what side his bread is buttered, eh, sergei?
and we feed him lots of butter, don't we.
that idiot is turning the USA into an SSR.
one tweet at a time, eh, general?
tell him to keep it up.
not necessary. he's on line 2 for you now.
he is?
to apologize. he was quoted as saying he hoped Obamacare would "explode," not "implode" like we ordered.
mistakes like that we can live with, sergei.
I wonder if the Amerikanskis can.
ask someone who cares.