honeyj's photos with the keyword: Sleeping Bear Dunes

class consciousness

23 Oct 2017 5 421
isn't it a beautiful sunset, edna? it is, stanley. just perfect. shall I allow the servants to see it? but they're busy preparing dinner, stanley! of course. foolish of me. you know how dedicated they are to us1 I do. it's so. . . gratifying. don't you think? you can never go wrong by treating people right, stanley. so true dear. pass me a truffle, would you? of course.

GRU

28 Mar 2017 7 5 721
good morning, comrade general. here is your daily foreign intelligence briefing. thank you. what news? all good, sir. our agents are completely embedded in the executive branch in Washington, DC. and our prime asset? he is carrying out his instructions as a good state functionary. a russian functionary, that is. ha ha. he knows on what side his bread is buttered, eh, sergei? and we feed him lots of butter, don't we. that idiot is turning the USA into an SSR. one tweet at a time, eh, general? tell him to keep it up. not necessary. he's on line 2 for you now. he is? to apologize. he was quoted as saying he hoped Obamacare would "explode," not "implode" like we ordered. mistakes like that we can live with, sergei. I wonder if the Amerikanskis can. ask someone who cares.

prototype

10 Feb 2017 13 3 748
hey, claude. how's it going? jerry, I've just been reading some of these new government policies. me too. pretty strange, eh? you think they gave any thought to these things before rolling them out? nah, man. they're prototypes. what? they're not meant to make sense, or even be legal. then why release them? are you getting all worked up about it? well, yeah. it's working then. you mean. . . it's a con. we're being conned. every day. and we got 4 more years of this? maybe. but look on the bright side. right. the future's so bright. . . I gotta wear shades. terrific.

hell or high water

21 Aug 2016 12 4 749
it's coming in tonight. are you sure? no question. are we ready? better be. there's no other choice. I'm worried. we've never done this before. stick to the plan, we'll be fine. but what if something goes wrong? like what? like what if it's got anchovies instead of onions. you know something I don't? do ya? if so, you better spit it out now. no! I'm just sayin'! getting a pizza delivered by boat is kinda strange. strange times call for. . . you know. yeah. must be. damn, I'm hungry. me too.

time passes slowly

31 Jul 2016 6 1 522
did you bring the paper maurice? yeah, boss, I got it right here. give it to me. I gotta catch up on the news. believe me, boss, there's nothing going on. no? you sure? cops will never find us here boss. stuck in this miserable godforsaken place. nothin' to do. I tell ya, maurice, it's driving me out of my mind. yeah. look around. total desolation. a hell on earth. good thing I brought my sand toys, wasn't it? that's one thing they got lots of around here, ain't it? sand. gets into everything. yeah. godforsaken place. yeah.

fortress of solitude

16 Jan 2016 8 4 743
hey superman, what's up? oh, hi there batman. everything ok with you? no worries, thanks. just thought I'd stop by, see if you want to grab something to eat. nah, thanks. I'm a little busy on my fortress. the fortress? but we're in the north woods. isn't the fortress in, like, the arctic? yeah, but I hate that place. too desolate. I love these woods. so I'm moving it here. well that's a big change. hey, I'm superman. I can do whatever I want. and besides, I got a good deal on the property. cool. I've been looking to buy up here for years, but was afraid it would wreck my image in Gotham. I hate that PR bullshit. me too. so I said the hell with it, I'm doing it. you da man. so can I come visit? if you bring the beer. deal.

pedal to the metal

28 Oct 2015 7 4 895
stanley, you're driving too fast! edna, I know this road like the back of my hand. do you want to experience what the back of my hand feels like, stanley? what's that? I mean, say, it's so picturesque here, how about we slow down and take in the sights? that's a good idea, stanley. you think so? yes dear.