Cryptography

good afternoon, ma'am. would you like to subscribe to some magazines to help me with college?
young lady, this is a cemetary! I am deceased!
oh, I'm sorry! but, well, you are speaking to me, aren't you.
after being woken from the dead! thank you very much.
sorry again. but since you're up, how about buying a subscription? we have many interesting periodicals. like Better Crypts and Gardens, for example.
my, you are persistent aren't you? oh, very well.
shall we say one year?
make it eternal. now that I'm up.
awesome.