alternative facts

when is he due in?
any time now. on a big cargo ship.
he'll be be suspicious. he don't know us.
so?
so what are we gonna tell him?
we just give him the facts, is all.
you think that's a good idea?
we'll give him the alternative facts.
you mean, we just make something up?
works in the white house, don't it?
good plan.