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whatcha doin', Marcel? sup, Izzy. I'm communing with nature. yeah? how's that workin' out? great, thanks. whaddya want? I don't want nothin'. the boss wants to see ya. what about? you think he tells me? he just says do it. ok, I'll be right there. meaning, now, right? meaning, soon as I finish communing here. hey, commune this: don't piss off the boss. yeah, yeah. ok. nature ain't gonna save your sorry butt if you do. well, not when you interrupt me like that, she ain't. tell her it couldn't be helped. I will. but I don't think she'll listen.

now, where did you say you saw this, young lady? right there, officer. I saw it. and what exactly did you see? ooh, it was gigantic. and fast. and that poor swimmer. . . there was a swimmer? yes, and he had no chance. the thing was huge. what happened to him? he just disappeared. it was like he was bait. bait, you say? swimming in his clothes? who does that? and, well, my uncle, he's sort of a scientist? what kind of scientist? well, he does things with genetics? invents things. what kinds of things? like genetic mutations? huge sea monsters, I guess. sea monsters. and how about the swimmer? did you know him? oh. he was a reporter, for the local paper. and this was your uncle? did I say that? yes. my. . . uncle. he didn't like him snooping around the lab. I see. and now the reporter's gone? oh, yes. very gone. for good, I'm sure. and where's your, ah, uncle? oh, he had to leave. isn't it a beautiful day? yes, it is. well thanks again, miss. anytime, officer.

watcha doin', bert? nothin', ernie. me neither. life's pretty boring, isn't it. you said it. I wish there was something to make it interesting. well, when you find it, be sure and let me know. as if. right.

isn't it a beautiful evening, edna? yes, stanley. but must you keep tickling me? I'm not tickling you, edna. well there's nobody else here! hmmm. is it just my imagination, or are those trees kind of. . . twitching? they do seem to be in some sort of harmony, don't they? you think that they're, I don't know, communicating? that can't be. but I'm pretty sure this leafy branch poking me in the side wasn't here before. it's kinda cute. maybe it wants you to share your popsicle. you think so? I honestly have no idea, edna.

how was your day, dear? miserable. they made me stay and work overtime. I hope the pay is worth it. it's ok, but, man, those floaties are a bitch to control sometimes. good thing you're so tough. tell me about it.

is this the way out? I suppose so. there's no other way around here. ok. will you keep an eye out for me? an eye out for what? the law. oh. well, I am a police officer. may I help you, sir? uh, no, officer! I'm just traveling through here. well have a safe trip. but you might want to stash that piece where it's not so obvious, know what I mean? uh, this? that. right! of course! thanks. no problem.

that you earl? it's been a while. hey, sal. where you been, man? oh, you know, here and there. well, welcome back. staying long? nah. I'll be leaving once the sun goes down. jeez, earl. it's about down now. so it is. where you gonna go? I'll know when I get there. sounds like a plan, sorta. maybe. only one I know.

where are you going? just checking the water line. you never know. never know what? when it might show up. when who might show up? not who. what. and if it does, it'll be too late. too late for what? to run. well, that sounds like an important job you have. very. but I can handle it. I can definitely see that. definitely.

isn't it a beautiful sunset, edna? it is, stanley. just perfect. shall I allow the servants to see it? but they're busy preparing dinner, stanley! of course. foolish of me. you know how dedicated they are to us1 I do. it's so. . . gratifying. don't you think? you can never go wrong by treating people right, stanley. so true dear. pass me a truffle, would you? of course.

good morning, lord. it's a perfect one, archangel. have you enjoyed your vacation here? immensely. in fact, I'm staying. you are? this is heaven, as far as I'm concerned. but lord. do you think that's wise? what's the worst thing that can happen? the racist idiot is elected president? too late. good point. my phone is off till it's over. in the meantime, somebody else can deal with the madness. not me, I hope. did you bring the sand toys? they're right here. then stay. you are so benevolent, lord. that's what I hear. hand me that shovel. let's build something while there's still a beach left to play on.

I must say, edna, I love it out here in the country. me too, stanley. it's so simple and rustic. you make it that way, dear. you're so sweet. have the help serve the twinkies, would you?

what's this? new infrastructure! it's just a pile of rocks! the most beautiful one you've ever seen! so? toll please. toll? his company now owns the beach. no way! the beach is public! infrastructure improvement comes with a price, I'm afraid. what about the lake? it's for club members only. I can't believe it. another campaign promise kept! great.

good morning, comrade general. here is your daily foreign intelligence briefing. thank you. what news? all good, sir. our agents are completely embedded in the executive branch in Washington, DC. and our prime asset? he is carrying out his instructions as a good state functionary. a russian functionary, that is. ha ha. he knows on what side his bread is buttered, eh, sergei? and we feed him lots of butter, don't we. that idiot is turning the USA into an SSR. one tweet at a time, eh, general? tell him to keep it up. not necessary. he's on line 2 for you now. he is? to apologize. he was quoted as saying he hoped Obamacare would "explode," not "implode" like we ordered. mistakes like that we can live with, sergei. I wonder if the Amerikanskis can. ask someone who cares.

welcome back, lord. how was your vacation? excellent, archangel. I feel very refreshed. you always love visiting your favorite lake, don't you. there's no other place like it in the cosmos. how was the water? oh, I didn't swim. too cold for me. way too cold. too cold? for. . . you? that doesn't seem possible. hey, that's how it's supposed to be. and I had my sand toys to keep me busy. good thinking, lord. thanks. I've been known to have a few good ideas, here and there. sand toys being one of them? definitely

hey, man, I heard that speech you gave the other night. yeah? like it? I had to really listen.couldn't hardly tell it was you. whaddya mean? I mean you almost made sense for once. using complete sentences, mostly. not you at all. well I got a little advice from my buddy steve. suggested I stick to the script. ordered me, actually. did he write it? well, duh! of course. did you even read it first? as if he would let me! haha! but don't tell nobody, ok? like it's a big secret. it is, right? sure.

hey, claude. how's it going? jerry, I've just been reading some of these new government policies. me too. pretty strange, eh? you think they gave any thought to these things before rolling them out? nah, man. they're prototypes. what? they're not meant to make sense, or even be legal. then why release them? are you getting all worked up about it? well, yeah. it's working then. you mean. . . it's a con. we're being conned. every day. and we got 4 more years of this? maybe. but look on the bright side. right. the future's so bright. . . I gotta wear shades. terrific.

slave! come forth! yes, my lord Ba'al? how may I serve you? aren't we having a beach party today? yes, lord. and don't I have certain requirements at such functions? indeed, lord. I believe we have anticipated them. . . silence! what about the virgins? they are being rounded up as we speak, sire. difficult as it is to find any these days. . . you mean they're not lining up outside the palace gate? er, not exactly. I've been told that some have actually said that they've never. . . heard of you. what!!? outrageous! this sounds like the work of my nemesis, Jehovah. has he been tweeting about me again? no, sire. tweeting's your thing, not his. hmmm. I'm getting bad press from somewhere. it looks like I'll have to speak directly to my worshipers. let's go. what about your wig, sire? my wig? I assume you'll want to wear it. of course. go fetch it. see that the comb-over is done properly. and make sure there's no wind today. we're casting the necessary spells now, sire. it's vitally important that I maintain my youthful image. you wouldn't be yourself without it, lord. and a magnificent self it is, right slave? totally big league, lord. totally.

what's up, dog? not a thing, my man. you wanna hang out at the pool hall? no way. too nice a day. I gotta win back some of that money you took from me. forget it, it's not happening today. well, what about tomorrow? I'm busy. day after? nope. damn, man! when then? I'll definitely let you know. you will? promise? bet on it. ok. I mean, no way! damn, you almost got me. good thing you're so sharp. you think? for sure.