parlor guests

edna, where'd you put the mai-tai mix?
I don't know, stanley. check the pantry.
we need lots more chips, too.
I only have two hands, stanley. cant you do it?
geez, edna. I'm busy cooking up these hotdogs.
well, have them try the bean dip.
they did, edna. it's cleaned out.
damn! haven't these people eaten today?
they're fucking vultures is what they are.
well, it's your family, stanley.
that's how I know.