Recipes & Menus (6), 1948

Nice pineapple-Frito Tam O'Shanters there. You could almost not notice how that chicken (or turkey?) chest is bony enough to put out somebody's eye.

Also, don't forget to accompany this glorious centerpiece with Frito Caviar, Frito Teasers, Frito Surprise (Fried patties of "sandwich spread," grated cheese, and hard-boiled egg rolled in Fritos), Frito Mushroom Buttons, Frito Invitation (Cream cheese, herring, pimento, lemon juice and... uh, you know)

Or you could just discreetly munch on a candle end while the hostess is off getting another carafe of cheap red.