machine intelligence

is this the train to the valley?
yes, sir. that's where we're going.
ok, good. I can't wait for the wine tasting.
temperature's gonna hit at least 120 today, I hear.
what? in napa valley? how do grapes grow in such heat?
napa valley? ha ha. no, this train's bound for death valley. one way.
what? it can't be! I didn't even bring any water!
I suggest you try and find some shade there. if you can. ha ha!
I'm gonna fry!
like a bug under a lens, probably. just sit back, relax and conserve your strength. you're gonna need it.