pseudo-science

what are we doing here, herr doktor?
my boy, we are about to engage in a great experiment! it will challenge the very nature of our universe!
do you need me to prepare a scientific protocol?
no need! I have it right here! I found it this morning.
you. . . found it?
yes! the secrets of all creation! in my breakfast cereal! amazing!
you were eating fruit loops, weren't you?
as a matter of fact, yes!
let me guess: with bourbon?
even better: butterscotch schnapps. Prost!
of course.