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dude! heard those warnings? better take cover. what warnings? could be a missile attack! we gotta get to the bunker! they may be using nukes! but I'm not done sorting the cannon balls! forget the damn cannon balls, man! we could get fried standing around out here! that does it! I'm gonna prime the 32-pounder. they won't know what hit 'em. are you listening? a 32-pound cannon ain't gonna stop a damn missile! there's that word again. what's a missile? and. . . . nukes? are you, like, new here? hmm. could be hand-to-hand fighting. better sharpen my bayonet. your what? you got any extra musket powder? can't be too prepared, you know.

hey, curtis, how goes it? life in the big city, man. you know how it is. I do. it's tough. but listen: I'm getting a new shipment of armaments next week. great! the battlements been lookin' a little bare lately. seems to me, it's time to collect some docking fees. you know those big boys are not gonna like it. yeah, but I figure a few well-placed 32-pound cannonballs will bring 'em around. and then the cash flows in, eh? it's fairly foolproof, way I see it. no doubt.

guess what, edna. I put a down payment on our dream house! wonderful, stanleyl! when can we move in? very soon. it just needs a little fixing up. ok. are the curtains nice? well, no. there's no curtains. and, in fact, no windows either, actually. no windows? is it. . . . livable? not really. but it's got a great view, I promise. and it's heavily fortified against attack too. what. . . ? take it from me: that was a strong selling point. I'm sure it was, stanley.

any news, perkins? nothing's gone in or come out, sir. how about on the radio? no word yet. wait a minute! I'm getting something! what is it? oh my god! it's the most awful screaming! it sounds like manic banshees from hell! great! the product run-out is a smash. product? they found the new double-stuffed chocolate cookies. they're killing themselves over them. and that's. . . good? we definitely have a hit, perkins. the board will go ape. what about the. . . er, casualties, sir? what about them? stay in your lane, perkins. yes, sir. of course, sir.

another message from the KGB, prime minister. what about, sergei? agent orange, sir. didn't the amerikanskis stop using that defoliant years ago? not the chemical, sir, our mole in the white house. ah, yes. such a perfect and ridiculous alias. well, what about him? still up to his usual tricks? he never stops, sir. he knows his debt to you can never be repaid. so reliable. has he learned to spell yet? not even close. he just mis-typed the opposition as the 'democratic panty.' ha ha! how freudian. such a moron. our moron, right sergei? bigly, sir. believe me.

I want to be a beatnik when I grow up. forget it, man. you're a hippie. yeah? far out!

I called this meeting to discuss the plan. are we all set? we are. is it dangerous? very. good thing we have a secure hide-out. you can thank me for that anytime. I will. our tunnel is now only inches below the surface. and once we break through? the Secret Service will go nuts. for giving the White House a second shit hole? when you put it like that, maybe not.

would you help me move some rocks? where? from the front to the back. again? didn't I just help you with that? yes, but now I want to move them back to the front, you see. turn and turn about. what will you do in the back? oh, I'll move other rocks there. from the front? oh no. from the side. will you have to replace those as well? oh yes. from the other side. turn and turn about. of course. staying busy, are you? would you like to hear what I do with the stones in my pockets? no, but thanks just the same.

good morning, herr doktor. ah, there you are, my boy. just in time to help with my latest research. sure. what is it? I'm measuring the amount of relative pain one suffers while gazing at an ugly picture, as opposed to a pretty picture, while at the same time being shot by a high-powered laser beam. what? that'll hurt! exactly the point, my boy. now sit here. I'll just strap you in. for comfort! can it cause permanent damage? who knows! I've never used a laser this big before! how did you come up with this idea? from reading a study whether it would be physically possible for a person to run across the surface of a pond, if both the person and the pond were on the moon! isn't science exciting?! more and more every day.

whatcha doin', frank? I'm setting up for the attack. attack? what attack? don't you know? the north koreans, man! they're coming! they are? so what's all this? I'm gonna be ready for 'em. they won't know what hit 'em. but frank, this stuff. it's, like, 19th century. fire and fury! and no hacking either! why don't you leave it to the president to handle? that moronic dirt bag? are you serious? no, not really. great. now go grab some more cannon balls. you got it.

catch anything? a little. gonna eat it? that's the plan. care to share? you want some of my catch? thanks! got any money? nope. then forget it. but I heard you say. . . you heard wrong.

how's it going, donny? you hear they tapped my phone? what? who? you know who! it's outrageous! are you sure? well, yeah! I think so! and they're following me too! who is? there's a black helicopter, follows me everywhere I go. helicopter? hey, man, get a grip. they're all going down I tell ya! I got my finger on the button! know what I mean? jesus! steady there big fella. they ain't gonna get me, you hear?! I don't care what happens! excuse me a second donny. ah, security? can you, ah, get in here? right away. yeah. bring the restraints. I made it, ma! top of the world! hahahaha!

looks like this is the end of the line, sweetheart. what do you mean, Dan? the end of the line for you, anyway. I see. tell me, Dan, do you know how to swim? why do you ask? because we're about to find out.

is this the train to the valley? yes, sir. that's where we're going. ok, good. I can't wait for the wine tasting. temperature's gonna hit at least 120 today, I hear. what? in napa valley? how do grapes grow in such heat? napa valley? ha ha. no, this train's bound for death valley. one way. what? it can't be! I didn't even bring any water! I suggest you try and find some shade there. if you can. ha ha! I'm gonna fry! like a bug under a lens, probably. just sit back, relax and conserve your strength. you're gonna need it.

are you here to make your confession, my son? yes, father. it's my first time. I'm not sure if I can do it. of course you can. what are your sins, my son? you promise not to tell anyone? oh absolutely, you can rely on me. in fact, it's nothing personal at all. go ahead, ask me if I care. you don't care? whatever you did is definitely not my problem. no way. isn't that comforting? somehow it's not exactly what I thought. you see? I knew I could put your mind at ease. yeah. something like that.

good morning, herr doktor. ah, there you are, my boy. I was looking for you. have a seat in this chair. ok. gee, you're strapping me in? and what's with the head phones? I have a new study: the effect of country music on suicide. interesting, eh? I guess. I really don't have much use for country. or western for that matter. perfect! just relax while I tune to the right station. this is terrible! how long do I have to listen to it? well, as long as it takes, I suppose. well, as long as it takes, I suppose. takes for what? for you to beg me to kill you, of course. the scientific method is very rigorous. oh my god, not roy rogers! excellent! it's working already. how do you like conway twitty? no!

any luck? so-so. what are you using for bait? my ex-partner. your. . . what? he was a crook. got what was coming to him. now he's fish food. might be an acquired taste. I figure by this time tomorrow the fish will decide they like him. the, uh, bait will last that long? oh yeah. he was a big guy. there's plenty of him left. that's so good to know.

how do I get off of this island? you? you don't. whaddya mean, I don't? I've seen enough of this place. i want off. you don't get it. they decided you committed one crime too many. therefore, you're staying. crime? I didn't commit no crime! that's not what the library board says. so I was late returning a library book? that's a crime now? no, but not returning 293 of them makes some people start to wonder. I was busy! sounds like it.