sub-atomic

we've reached the rendezvous point, captain, shall I surface the vessel?
yes, immediately. the locals are in for quite a shock.
um, captain?
yes, what now?
the instruments appear to be wrong. we, uh, we missed the rendezvous.
what do you mean. aren't we within firing range of the coast?
oh, yes, captain. we're well within range. but we've surfaced inside some sort of beachfront enclosure.
enclosure?
we must have unwittingly entered through an underwater cavern. we're. . ., well, we're. . . trapped.
dammit! I told them to fix our sonar! didn't I tell them? shit! we are so screwed!
are we going to die?
yup. nothing we can do about it now. put 'california girls' on the loudspeaker.
what?
and bring me my sunglasses. we fucked up, but I can still look cool.
yes sir. good plan, sir.
am I cool?
yes, sir. very cool.
the coolest?
you bet.
good to know. don't forget to duck.