no hipsters

where do you think you're going?
I'm here for the show, man.
forget it. you ain't getting in.
whaddya mean? I'm all dressed for the occasion.
can't you read the sign? anyway, that color scheme sucks. and turn that hat around. you look ridiculous.
damn, man. that's harsh.
the symphony has its standards here, you know.
yeah? coulda fooled me.