I'm listening, although maybe not to you.

how are you today, lord?
busy, archangel. so many prayers to consider.
humans do pray a lot, don't they.
some do. and the things they ask for. always amazing. as if I'm their banker, or matchmaker.
silly, isn't it?
I gave them free will. I wish they'd use it.
me too.
but I've decided: I'm switching to an iPhone.
really?
yes. they can text me from now on.
text you?
then I can just delete them. don't tell them I said so.
they won't hear it from me, lord.
good