the hidden lair of ba'al

archangel, bring me Michael. I need him.
what's happened, lord? are you. . . ok?
I've had a narrow escape from my nemesis.
you mean. . . ?
yes, ba'al. he lured me to his evil lair. almost had me.
but how could that be? you actually went to him?
it was a moment of, I admit it, weakness.
(gasp!)
but he tempted me with a great deal on a used car.
no! not again!
it's true. luckily I was able to escape.
and now?
I summon my army of angels to rid the earth of this scourge.
finally!
he's sold his last piece of shit car. I promise you.
O noble cause!
well, I've seen better. but times are slow. evangelically speaking, of course.
of course, lord.