beat the devil

look at that, gary. do you think it's a sign?
of course it is, dave. it's obvious.
what's it mean, then?
it means get your shit together already.
really? how can you tell?
it's an innate talent I have.
wow. I never knew.
exactly. because you're clueless.
it says that too?
no, I said that.
what else do you say?
let's get outta here and go eat.
damn. it's true. you do have a talent.
for some things, yes.
too bad none of them are worth anything.
I can always hope.
but don't count on it.
exactly.