sleep deprivation

how'd you end up on my side of the bed?
what? this isn't your side.
of course it is! I always sleep there!
what difference does it make? you're asleep!
I couldn't sleep at all last night. because of you!
you don't think the cat lying on your face was why?
the what?
she looked so content, I didn't want to move her.
she was content because this is her side!
your cat has a side of the bed?
don't ask. it's complicated.
I wouldn't think of it.