Ba'al Game

slave! I'm ready to view my new pleasure palace!
yes, lord. here it is.
ah! at last!
the artisans created a ridiculous mixture of Burmese, Indian, Persian and Chinese motifs, hoping at least some of them would satisfy your endless lust for overstatement.
I know that! you think I don't know that?!
and when the result was insufficiently insane, they ingested massive doses of LSD to increase the overall intensity.
far out!
your obvious concern for their health is laudable, o callous one. they all sustained brain damage. permanent, but mild, fortunately.
so worth it, wouldn't you say? now summon my valet, I must dress for the occasion.
which hair piece tonight, lord?
the blond one, of course!
you've taken a fancy to it, haven't you?
it takes years off, don't you think?
one hardly notices your paunch, lord.
my what?
your heroic figure, sire.
it is heroic, isn't it.
definitely, o delusional one.