Periodic Table Table

good evening, herr doktor. how are you?
hello, my boy. come see my new creation. I've been working on this periodic table for days now, and it's just about finished.
you mean you've discovered a new element? doktor, that's awesome!
well, no. but I've found a very practical application. see?
what is it?
it's a table. made up of the periodic table.
so it's a periodic table. . . table?
brilliant, isn't it?
stylish too.
and useful! I built it while taking breaks from my newest study, "The Effects of Country-Western Music on Suicide."
you mean there is one?
oh, you betcha!