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hey, curtis, how goes it? life in the big city, man. you know how it is. I do. it's tough. but listen: I'm getting a new shipment of armaments next week. great! the battlements been lookin' a little bare lately. seems to me, it's time to collect some docking fees. you know those big boys are not gonna like it. yeah, but I figure a few well-placed 32-pound cannonballs will bring 'em around. and then the cash flows in, eh? it's fairly foolproof, way I see it. no doubt.

guess what, edna. I put a down payment on our dream house! wonderful, stanleyl! when can we move in? very soon. it just needs a little fixing up. ok. are the curtains nice? well, no. there's no curtains. and, in fact, no windows either, actually. no windows? is it. . . . livable? not really. but it's got a great view, I promise. and it's heavily fortified against attack too. what. . . ? take it from me: that was a strong selling point. I'm sure it was, stanley.

whatcha doin', frank? I'm setting up for the attack. attack? what attack? don't you know? the north koreans, man! they're coming! they are? so what's all this? I'm gonna be ready for 'em. they won't know what hit 'em. but frank, this stuff. it's, like, 19th century. fire and fury! and no hacking either! why don't you leave it to the president to handle? that moronic dirt bag? are you serious? no, not really. great. now go grab some more cannon balls. you got it.

nice, eh? it is. look at all that waterfront property. you'd think someone would have developed it by now. um. . . there's already. . . that's how I am though. always thinking! seeing hidden opportunity everywhere. you are. . . so smart. the smartest!

when is he due in? any time now. on a big cargo ship. he'll be be suspicious. he don't know us. so? so what are we gonna tell him? we just give him the facts, is all. you think that's a good idea? we'll give him the alternative facts. you mean, we just make something up? works in the white house, don't it? good plan.

what are we doing here, lou? we're waiting for the shipment. here? it'll cruise right under that bridge. how do we make contact? they'll send a signal. how? over the radio. what radio? the one in your. . . where's the radio? that's a radio? it's back in the car. what? I told you to grab it! that? I thought you were talking about the bagged lunch I made. bagged. . . are you shitting me? tuna and green onions. just the way you like it. cookies too. see? gimme that! now go get the damn radio. just don't eat it all, ok? get going. we miss the shipment, you'll be worrying about more than a tuna sandwich. ok, but at least leave me a cookie. go! cookie? ok! jesus! awesome.