chekist

dude! I love your long leather coat.
thanks, but the coat does not matter. it is only the struggle against counter-revolution, sabotage and preserving state security that is important.
of course! but still, you gotta admit: that is one bad-ass coat. how do I get in on this?
you may join us, but you must keep your eyes and ears open. the secret police is no joke.
do I get to wear a cool coat like that?
as member of the secret police, yes, comrade. unless you displease the chairman, and end up in one of the camps.
what camps?
in siberia.
that does not sound like fun.
no, not a good career move.
I can dig that.