Stream of Unconsciousness

good morning, herr doktor.
just in time, my boy. look at this.
what is it, doktor?
using complicated instruments and simple statistics, I can measure meaningful brain activity anywhere — even in a dead salmon!
really?
I call it the 'stream of unconsciousness' equation. clever, eh?
a dead salmon has meaningful brain activity?
you'd be surprised! why, compared to our president, it's more than a stream; it's a mighty torrent!
that's kind of depressing.
I thought so too.