the black hole

there's a new black hole in the universe.
great!
not really. it is so dense, nothing, not even light, can escape from it.
sounds like one to me. where is it?
a soul-sucking, attention-eating, black hole into which all of our hopes and dreams are disappearing. unfortunately, it resides in the White House.
oh, that one. yeah, we're fucked.
right.