The always lovely Ivy Ilk There was strong drink available Before there were cameras in phones, or even phone… Dignitaries Those behind it all A dangerous prank Dancing was attempted It achieved some success Costumes were worn One contestant The craftsman at his shop He makes it look easy, but it isn't Adding broom corn to the handle Checking to make sure it's straight All done -- now it has to dry These machines were once manufactured So were these It's sharp and strong There are many styles Just-finished broom propped next to the door It doesn't look like much now . . . But soon it will take on shape The local press The crowd was modest Students brought in to hold signs looked worried A view from above and behind Some but not all students seemed enthusiastic Students and Secret Service faced each other He commenced his speech And he took the stage