The local press Some disagreed The always lovely Ivy Ilk There was strong drink available Before there were cameras in phones, or even phone… Dignitaries Those behind it all A dangerous prank Dancing was attempted It achieved some success Costumes were worn One contestant The craftsman at his shop He makes it look easy, but it isn't Adding broom corn to the handle Checking to make sure it's straight The crowd was modest Students brought in to hold signs looked worried A view from above and behind Some but not all students seemed enthusiastic Students and Secret Service faced each other He commenced his speech And he took the stage Bill waved to someone in the crowd Clinton's people handed out "home made" signs A candidate for senate, trailing in the polls, was… The line to get in was long The traveling press munched on vegetables Local dignitaries waited to pose with him If you do pose with a B-17 . . . Protecting the world from invasion by Zanesville,…