family values

how are you today, lord?
hello, archangel. what's up?
your people need you more than ever, lord.
which people?
on earth, lord. remember it?
yes,I was still experimenting with the creation thing then.
right. well, the humans' time is about up there.
you think?
yes, they've over-populated and stripped the planet.
too bad for them. I gave them brains. let them fix it.
they can't agree on anything, lord.
then they'll end up in the toilet, won't they?
they need guidance.
oh, ok. send a few messengers. carry my word.
what should they tell humankind?
just this: wise up or die. how's that?
simple. direct. will they understand?
you mess with my trees, my rivers, watch out.
yes, lord.
I am no god to be fooled with, no way.
of course, lord.
only idiots crap in the bed in which they sleep. now go. I'm working on this 4th dimension thing.
oh?
yeah, they're gonna love it on arcturus.
they will sing your praises, I'm sure.
whatever. but those humans? you tell them: they break it, they own it.
yes lord.