symphony in (the) D

are you the owner of this property?
I am. what's the problem, officer?
this house is in violation of Section 322.4 of the Code.
what code?
the deranged yard art ordinance.
never heard of it.
administered by the Peoples' Committee on General Taste.
that either.
you have 24 hours to bring this property into compliance.
or?
or it ceases to exist in this realm.
isn't that a little harsh?
culture wars are a bitch. sorry.
no. the bitch is sacrifice on the altar of public acceptance.
that too.