The Nuclear Option

ok boys, are we ready to play some ball?
I am, but since I brought the ball, I'm pitching.
whoa, dude. you know you can't pitch. you play outfield.
forget that. if I can't pitch, I'm taking my ball and going home.
but that would mean nobody can play! you really want to shut down the game?
if I have to.
where'd you learn to be such a jerk?
the white house channel, why?
not a surprise.