Twitter Diplomacy

what's up, fern?
I'm busy, leroy. can't talk.
busy doing what?
on twitter. a lot of morons out there needin' to be set straight.
that a fact? rest of your shit is in order then?
sure it is! well, I spose I could maybe use another mattress.
is that all?
somethin' you tryin' to say?
oh no. just glad I don't tweet is all. don't wanna get on the bad side of a heavy hitter like you.
you got that right.