Believer

welcome, my son. but the service has ended.
that's ok, padre, I'm here for the fish fry.
I'm sorry, there's no fish fry.
what? I thought all churches do that.
almost. not here though.
just my dumb luck. pick a church with no fish fry. ain't that a bitch.
however, you could join us in our daily bible class.
followed by milk and cookies?
we could probably arrange that.
I'm a believer. count me in.