event horizon

navigator, are we on course for arcturus3?
yes, captain; however, I'm detecting a major disturbance in this sector.
oh? what kind of disturbance?
I don't know, sir, but the ship is being sucked into something enormously huge. in fact, we're approaching light speed.
that's pretty damn fast, isn't it?
sir! I think it might be a, god help us! a black hole. sir.
well that doesn't sound good. in fact, that could ruin our whole day. it might even cause me to spill my drink.
we have to do something captain!
do? what can we do? let's just see. here's something: I suggest that we break out the vodka.
vodka? you want to drink? we're going to be killed!! and isn't the vodka reserved for a special occasion?
this seems pretty special to me. and we don't want the good stuff to go to waste, now do we?
we'll be squeezed to atoms! sir.
I'm sure you're right. better pour me a double.
yes sir.
and turn on some music. the beach boys might be nice, don't you think?
mommy.