prisoner of conscience

will you please come out now? you've been in there for almost a year.
no. I must stay. I'm taking a political stand against the government.
what stand? nobody but me even knows you're here.
and I can't get home cooking anywhere else like I get from you.
so that's what this is really all about? food?
in part. it's a culino-political statement.
you just made that up, didn't you?
not bad for a prisoner of conscience, eh?