work of fiction

here's the coffee you ordered, boss. hey, whatcha writin'?
my memoirs. the world needs to hear what I have to say.
yeah? what's that?
I'm gonna tell 'em the truth. the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. I ain't leavin' nothin' out.
so, it's fictional, is that it, boss?
pretty much.
probably a good idea.