left-handed brain

where's the vacuum cleaner and dust mop?
how should I know? why do you want them?
I feel like cleaning up the house.
you? is this some kind of new years resolution?
I dunno. I'm just feeling more. . . domestic, I guess.
a big tough guy like you? domestic? is this a joke?
maybe I'm letting myself experience my feminine side.
your what? you have one?
you think it's got anything to do with that pink and white car I got yesterday?
it is a bit. . . frilly, isn't it.
you mean that in a good way, right?
totally, dude.