no cigar

I'm back, boss.
so I see. and what have you got to report?
he got away, boss. I just missed him.
you let him get away? how is that possible?
I dunno! I thought I had him!
I always knew you couldn't shoot straight.
no boss! I was this close!
close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
maybe I need to learn how to throw.
or run fast. from me.
I'd rather not.
didn't think so.