Miller's Liquor Store Catalog (2), 1967

"Everything you'll need to know about entertaining, or gift-giving, you'll find in these information-packed pages..."

Well, sort of. There were plenty of cocktail and snack recipes mixed in with the ads. Also measuring guides, instructions for cooking with wine, and that helpful calendar ("Resolve to call us when in low spirits!" Ouch.) Somehow, they overlooked phone numbers for local cab companies, though. Or some crossword puzzles/word search games for the poor bored sap who was stuck being designated driver.