I wanted to take her home...

I wanted to take her home with me - can you blame me??

She wasn't all that prohibitively priced - somewhere around $500.

The major drawback is she takes up space... valuable space. And to tell you the truth, she's not all that fun to play. No, instead, I would just gaze at her, transfixed on her grace and curvitude.

She, by the way, sits atop a 1947 Bally Nudgy pinball machine, and for now I'm content to admire her from afar and no doubt ponder what could have been.