*Sigh* I Wish I Were A Real Boy.

This title is one of those dumb family in-jokes that barely anyone in the family remembers starting but no-one can resist repeating.
Whenever one of us sighed or looked soulful we would say it (including the "Sigh")
I think it came from Pinocchio, but why and when we started saying it, I don't remember.
Here I am carrying it forward to the next generation. Haha.