My local park

Parque de Santander, Madrid.
Apparently I was in a temporarily forbidden zone - building works - and that's why nobody else is there - but I entered from a flower bed rather than a path and didn't see the warning signs. I got a severe telling off from a **** in uniform. I head-butted him into submission and carried on in my care-free way...
(not really, but I do have some issues with the way this park is managed).