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THE WATERING CAN INCIDENT a poem by Bill Mitton I said I hadn't borrowed it so stop accusing me! but the bugger wouldn't listen how stupid can you be? Anyway, the damned thing leaked! and it was far from being new. but he just went on about it There was nothing I could do So I soaked him with the hosepipe By Gum! he did get vexed if he hadn't fallen on his arse. who knows where we'd been next. He jumped up like a young un his vengeance for to take but he trod upon the upturned blade and met the handle of the rake. By eck! his nose looked awful and his lip was cut as well so he never saw the bucket and so once again he fell It could have been quite serious so when you take it, all in all he really was quite lucky when the manure heap, broke his fall. He staggered to his feet AGAIN Yea Gods he looked a sight and if he'd packed in at that point he'd have probably been alright but no, he'd got his dander up he just would not see sense. so in his rage he mistakenly leaned on the broken fence it's lucky that the duck pond is really shallow at the back unluckily when they get frightened it's well known that, ducks attack. He refused the help I offered I tried to make the peace but he slammed the gate behind him and that upset the Geese I think he got away unscathed but I couldn't really see he was hidden by the foliage as he was sitting in the tree. I put the Geese back in their pen then I heard a yell and crash the tree was now unoccupied and he was face down in the grass But just as quick he was up again and running through the trees which I thought rather strange until I saw the pursuing swarm of bees. Just then old Jack he ambled up He said “Yon looks a busy man, I’m sorry that I missed him though I’ve brought back his watering can.”