honeyj's photos with the keyword: muir woods, california

hey, buddy. got any spare change? you're panhandling in the woods? just following the money. but wouldn't you do better in the city? yeah, but I'm a nature lover. yes, so am I. and I really love nature when I've got a few bucks.

how are things today, lord? very well, archangel. how about you? they say that the earth is warming, lord. warming? how so? hydrocarbon emissions, greenhouse gases. oh yes, I remember. I engineered all that. you did? from the start? sure. as a safety valve. just in case. in case what, lord? in case humans outsmarted themselves on my earth. you mean. . . pride, archangel. what does it go before? the fall, lord? you got it. and they're going to fall hard. is there no hope for them? sure, but they'll have to save themselves. can't we help? I promised the cockroaches they could have it. you did? if humans screw up, it's bug city. but you already created the arcturans, lord. don't tell them. they'll get their feelers in a bunch. not pretty when that happens. unless you're a bug, of course. of course, lord.