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only you know and I know

24 Jul 2010 2 3 1048
edna, darling. there's something I need to tell you. what's that, stanley? well, edna. it's 20 years now, we've been together. yes, stanley. a wonderful 20 years. but I have to tell you. it's time for me to leave. what!? what do you mean? I mean, I've been recalled. what? there's a new model, and I'm replaced. a new. . . you'll like the new one. he's much better. new one? yes, the next android, model 51. but. . . you're. . . human! I mean. . . no, actually I'm not. but then, neither are you. what? of course I am! I told them, either I get a new model, or I'm gone. but how. . . so, model 51 has been shipped. and I'm out of here. but. . . they told me I'll get the update of you, edna v.78. what version am I? oh, you're a 72 or something. can't even get parts. parts? why didn't I know this? no self-awareness in the 72. sucks, doesn't it. so you're trading me in. I can't believe it. yep. for a younger model. men! you're all alike. well, we call ourselves drabhoovies on arcturus. and you call women. . .? oh. bitches. same as here. shoulda known.