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I wouldn't go in there. whaddya mean? it's a museum. a museum of death. nobody who goes in ever comes out. how do you know? I been in there. hah! and here you are, bullshitting me! no bullshit. it's true. but you made it out fine. no I didn't. I'm dead, man. what? put your hand over my heart. feel a pulse? well, no, but. . . I don't have one. I'm a dead man walking. then why are you here? among the living? I'm the curator of this museum. it's my job. you have a job? and you're dead? don't act surprised. the government needs taxes. after death? bummer isn't it? I was kinda looking forward to no more work. so what are you saying? the only certainties in this world are death and taxes. but not at the same time! I hate to break it to you, but it's true.

sire, these humans think that we're ivy! yes, the fools. the master's plan was a stroke of brilliance! it took about 20 years to get this far, sire. only another 20 and. . . exactly. we're inside! victory is in sight! sire? what is that human carrying? is it. . . ? is it. . . ? my god! it's. . .clippers!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!