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when was the last time you prayed? I dunno. you? when my girlfriend was over. I pray at her altar. yeah? and this reminded you of her? how'd you know? just a guess.

nice kitty. its a horse, daddy. I knew that.

this is the most terrible thing ever happened to me. I feel so low. I do. how low? tell it. tell it. lower than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. and that's low, for sure. amen to that.

I'll take it. wrap it up for me please. this is a museum, madam. the art is not for sale. who said anything about buying it? oh. I see. now help me carry it to the car, would you? uh, well. yes, of course. thank you. now I'll just be off. thank you for your, um, support of the museum. don't mention it. sure. not to anyone. oh. ok.

stanley! someone's at the door. I'll go check. who is it? edna, did you order a pizza? not me! maybe they got the wrong address. maybe. have him go across the street. the neighbors aren't home. they're in europe, with their entire kitchen staff I might add. well aren't they the generous ones! yes, it's a sacrifice, but they endure. impressive. really. just pay the guy, stanley, and let's eat. good idea.

welcome to 1st National Bank. may I help you? yes, I need a loan. ok. how much of a loan? oh, say $10,000. ok. and how would you like to secure that loan? what do you mean, 'secure'? well, what sort of collateral do you have? collateral? well, I've got my dog, eugene. your dog? how much is your dog worth? he's worth the world to me, know what I mean? yes, of course. but what would he be worth, to the bank? well, he's a damn good hunting dog. and he's very smart, and can play the piano. oh can he? well! can he play rachmaninoff? like a champ. knows that stuff like the back of his paw. well then. just sign here, and we have a deal. sure. well, actually, eugene will have to sign for me. oh? yeah, he's much better at financial stuff than me. surely. I'll just go get your cash, ok? you betcha. eugene's gonna be very happy. is he? this is for his new car, you see. well, isn't that nice. yes. he likes fast cars. so do I. I don't doubt it.

stanley, let's go for a ride on the grounds. have the man bring the carriage around, would you? of course, edna. but what shall I wear? oh any old thing will do, for a ride. can i wear this, then? heavens no! whatever are you thinking? of course, dear. I'll just wear my usual hunting jacket. and ascot, of course. yes, of course. and my jodhpur boots, I suppose? you are so dashing, stanley. thank you darling. you look absolutely smashing. even without my diamond brooch? of course. a little sacrifice I feel I must make. for the times. so good of you, edna. do you think the servants agree? without a doubt, I'm sure. tell them we'll take lunch on the terrace would you? they will be delighted to hear it, I'm sure.

edna, do you know where I packed the battery acid? it's in your other bag, stanley. how about the jumper cables? hmmm, I don't know. all I have here is the wet suit. dammit, edna! well, I'll just call room service. I'm sure they can run some up right away. they better. my nipple rings are tingling already. ooh, you devil.

it's an allegory, right? without a doubt. the enemy of my enemy is my friend. wow! I see it! you are so deep! forget it. it was nothing. literally nothing.

got a delivery to 2418. he ain't in. I'll wait. you do you'll be waiting a long time. why's that? last delivery to him nearly took down the whole building. that a fact? so where's he at now? let's just say he's not on this earth anymore. he leave any forwarding address? maybe with his priest, but not with me.

who wrote this? the guy who lives here, sonny, why? I don't understand it.] well maybe you need more light. maybe. got a lamp? yeah. the plug is up there. holy shit! that thing is huge! you think that's big, wait til you see sonny.

can't we go now? I think we've walked 6 miles. in a bit. we only have half the museum to go. is culture always so exhausting? totally worth it, right? do I have to answer?

would you like to go riding today, edna? oh, yes, stanley. can we take the hounds? of course. I'll have chef prepare a light snack. how thoughtful of you! there is little in this world I wouldn't do for you, darling. yes, I know. thank you. one thing, though. what's that, dear? you know the carcasses of the hanged? yes. they disobeyed you. we may ride past them. you are stern with the help, dear. but I'm so looking forward to a ride. wonderful, darling.

you know how when it snows at night, the lights all twinkle? yes, baby. and you know how rain makes the night a lot darker? uh huh. and you know the sound the baby frogs make in the spring? yes, I do. can we get some ice cream now? sure, nor.

who chose this place for our meeting? I did. it's nice, eh? yeah, now I see why my party dues went up. we are united with the people, comrade. obviously only the best people.

I can't explain it. what's that, baby? all of a sudden, I have a tummy ache.