honeyj's photos with the keyword: Red Rock Canyon

what'll you have? just a cup of coffee, thanks. that'll be a two bucks. geez. I remember when coffee was 25 cents. yeah, well, drink it slow. maybe it'll feel like two buck's worth. will it taste like it too? can't promise you that. thought not.

set up the equipment here, my boy. yes, herr doktor. now go sit in that chair. if my calculations are correct (and they always are), I am about to unleash a force the power of which the world has never before witnessed. really? let's see. I think I just push 'start.' ah. there we go. doktor! my chair is. . . vibrating! behold the pent-up fury of dark matter! you see, I designed your chair to attract non-baryonic particles! brilliant! I'm feeling. . . heavy! precisely! the mass of non-baryonic matter is hundreds of times that of a proton! it. . . is? indeed! we are about to forever alter the nature of all matter in the universe! we. . . are? well, at least the part you occupy, my boy. agggh! dok. . . ! hmmm. look at that mess. I should have brought a second assistant. very forgetful of me.

think they'll spot us here? nah. this is a perfect lookout. good. when they enter the valley, fire the rockets. they'll never know what hit 'em. this place will be better off without them too. can you imagine, preferring creamy peanut butter to crunchy? it's disgusting. our supreme leader is right: they're the scum of the earth. basically sub-human. well, we won't have to worry about them anymore. pass me a cracker, would you? you want peanut butter on that? sure. crunchy, right? are you kidding? extra crunchy! I'm not taking any chances. ha ha. good idea.

good morning, herr doktor, ah, my boy! come see! I am about to astound the scientific world! again? indeed! I've completed my study regarding the effects of wearing wool trousers on the sex life of rats! you would not believe what I found! I'm sure I wouldn't. the ramifications for the sexual potency of human males cannot be overstated! I wouldn't even try. unfortunately, no human subjects would wear wool in the desert. the short-sighted cretins! but rats didn't mind? the tailoring was a bit of a challenge, but they looked quite nice, actually. and the sex? what? oh, it was obliterated. those females wouldn't go near them. guess I'll stick to cotton. good choice.