honeyj's photos with the keyword: Arizona

think you can do it? I reckon. how far's the target? see that peak out there? he's on it. hell, that's gotta be several miles away. could be. that's a long shot, even for you. true. but take a look at. . . this. shit! that thing's huge! biggest they make. a few miles is no problem. amazing how far water balloon technology has advanced! it's a great time to be alive. no doubt.

attention! at ease. who's got the launch codes? what, don't you sir? hey! none of that! there's no fooling around with the launch codes. got it? of course, sir. you mind I go have a cigarette? go. but no smoking in the dynamite room! ok. if you need me, I'll be in the dynamite room dammit what did I just say? and where the hell are my launch codes?

we found it, private. what's that, sir? the portal. there it is. at last! portal to what, sir? the other side. the 4th dimension. an alternative universe! are you sure about that, sir? no question, private. my guru told me about this. was that in officer training, sir? well, no. it was allen ginsberg. at a poetry reading in 1968. oh. but he knew! he knew! of course, sir.

clear everyone from the blast site, private. all evacuated other than the site volunteers, sir. are we ready for the countdown? all systems are go. the first real test of an atomic bomb. whaddya think? it's hard to believe, sir. 1945 will be remembered as the year the world changed. maybe even for the better. sir. you sure you don't want to be a volunteer out there, private? me sir? no fucking way. sir. I hear that. let's light that candle.