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dude! did you catch something in that trap? I did! a rabbit! we're gonna eat tonight! so. . . you gonna cut it open? well, of course! and cook it over the fire! I'm sorry. I can't be a party to this. a party to what? eating? I can't stand by while you cut open a defenseless little bunny. how would you suggest I prepare it? can't we just cook it whole? you mean, throw it on the fire as is? fur and all? you'd eat that? well, no, but it would make me feel a little better. oh, well, sure. I mean, that's all that matters here. really? ok, just get out the peanut butter and jelly. you're not gonna cut that open too, are you? no, but I'm thinking of doing it to you. you can't be serious! not yet.

oh my god! I just remembered something! yeah? what? I forgot to have breakfast! what made you think of that? I dunno, but let's eat! good idea.

how was your day, dear? miserable. they made me stay and work overtime. I hope the pay is worth it. it's ok, but, man, those floaties are a bitch to control sometimes. good thing you're so tough. tell me about it.

centurion: alert the crew that we are approaching earth. yes, master. we'll dock in the middle of that city. won't we be spotted? I mean, we're an arcturan star cruiser. have no fear. the new design of our craft is perfect. the humans will never even see us. we'll be. . . invisible. it is somewhat unconventional, isn't it, master? you think? the ship was built to look like one of their many abandoned auto factories. we'll fit right in! as they say, when in rome, do as the romans do. we're not going to rome, centurion. not even close. it's just a figure of speech, master. learn another. and say nice things about detroit. I do, I do! all the time.

what'll you have? just a cup of coffee, thanks. that'll be a two bucks. geez. I remember when coffee was 25 cents. yeah, well, drink it slow. maybe it'll feel like two buck's worth. will it taste like it too? can't promise you that. thought not.

hey, Mike, you seen my policy position anywhere? your what? I sure haven't, Donny. damn. I thought it was right here. do you actually have any policy positions, Donny? well, yeah! don't I? I mean, I say I do. all the time! don't tell anyone I told you, but you don't. not even close. really? well that simplifies everything. kind of a relief, eh? you said it. frees me up to watch tv; maybe shine my golf clubs. not that you ever do anything else. what? I said, another productive day then. bigly.

good morning, herr doktor, ah, my boy! come see! I am about to astound the scientific world! again? indeed! I've completed my study regarding the effects of wearing wool trousers on the sex life of rats! you would not believe what I found! I'm sure I wouldn't. the ramifications for the sexual potency of human males cannot be overstated! I wouldn't even try. unfortunately, no human subjects would wear wool in the desert. the short-sighted cretins! but rats didn't mind? the tailoring was a bit of a challenge, but they looked quite nice, actually. and the sex? what? oh, it was obliterated. those females wouldn't go near them. guess I'll stick to cotton. good choice.