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can we go up? no way. why do you ask? I thought I heard the all-clear signal. well I didn't hear it. man, we been down here so long. go on up there then. you don't wanna? and start to glow at night? no thanks. even for a coffee run? fine. bring me an iced latte. you want whole milk with that? de-irradiated? is that even a thing? guess not. think I'll pass. yeah, me too.

oh, that reminds me. can I borrow the car? to go where? um, california? what? that's over 2,000 miles away! yeah. I'll need money for gas too.

need a ride? definitely. where you from? Detroit. me too. I'm heading to LA. this is Montana. you're a little out of your way, aren't you? yeah, there's a few places I need to stay away from. like where? like most places between Detroit and LA. isn't that kind of inconvenient? very.

you sent for me, my lord ba'al? yes. I'm tired of this judeo-christian propaganda. I want a holiday. what kind of holiday, lord? I want a holiday for me, dammit! like in the old days! those were fun times, weren't they, lord? indeed. blood lust. orgies. uninterrupted sex. but that was centuries ago, lord. will it work now? of course! people are more deviant than ever! true. I mean, just look at the internet. the what? never mind. get to work on it! like now! yes, lord. and while you're at it, I'm low on virgins again. so soon? keep 'em coming, slave. certainly, lord. and my used car lot? yes, lord? the inventory! it's too fucking high! find some buyers, dammit! of course. I'll need a new plaid suit for my holiday party too. plaid? your taste is impeccable, lord, as always. too bad jehovah didn't think so. big mistake, not inviting him to your parties. yeah, but what can you do?

no? then who is it? fuck if I know. that is not very helpful. no offense, but tell someone who cares.

thanks for letting me wear your shirt. I like it. me too. really? on you? totally.

claude, it seems to me we're going the wrong way. what? you don't think I know how to get there, lars? well, we've been walking a long time. so? and you said it wasn't far. well then, mr. smarty, why don't you just wait here for the bus? good idea. can I borrow the fare?

nice day, isn't it? do you think? you're here, aren't you? so it's very nice.

you know what I think? pretty much. really? uh huh. that's good.

you know where we're headed? don't care. how come? I'm just along for the ride. with me? you got it.

attention! at ease. who's got the launch codes? what, don't you sir? hey! none of that! there's no fooling around with the launch codes. got it? of course, sir. you mind I go have a cigarette? go. but no smoking in the dynamite room! ok. if you need me, I'll be in the dynamite room dammit what did I just say? and where the hell are my launch codes?

uh, hello miss, is this china? I'm sure it is, or my name isn't christopher columbus. china? no sir. I don't know what china is, but you and your big boat must have missed your turn. oh, I did? oh. so, uh, I go back that way? yes. just go back. you'll find it, I'm sure. ok, well thanks, miss. sure, no problem. ok, boys, you heard the lady! this ain't china! so captain, what do we do now? we turn around and keep looking! that's it! queen isabella ain't gonna be happy, sir. I can't help that! you see that flora and fauna? it's obviously not chinese, right? uh, I guess. . . clearly, there's nothing of any use to us here! back this ship up! it's on to china! we're close! very close! I can feel it!

it's a beautiful night, boss. it would be, if your cousin angelo did his job. whaddya mean? he didn't deliver the package. he didn't? which means I gotta find him, before our friends find me. whaddya want me to do? bring him to me. ok boss. once I get my hands on that rat angelo, then it'll be a beautiful night.

gimme that phone, benny. I gotta call my bookie. but boss, the ball game is over. not the game. look out there. those boats are racing. I see 'em, boss. but they already started. how you gonna fix that? hey, what have I told you? anything can be fixed. even this? how? we find out which boat's gonna spring a leak, then bet on the other one. a leak? what, you want I should shoot some rowers? no! I'm a very peaceable man benny. you know that, right? glad to hear it boss.

stop your vehicle. you must know the password to continue. password? geez, I don't know. how about: please? sorry, not even close. um, ok. pretty please? very good. proceed. have a nice day. wow. that was easy. things are not complicated here. you're kidding, right?

what are you thinking of? the government. what else? I don't know. how about me? not so much. oh. kidding!