amylsacks' photos with the keyword: bride

Everything's good, until you find out that the overworked baker used country pate' for the filling by mistake. From the March issue of Good Housekeeping magazine.

I can't stop thinking of Jim Gaffigan's wedding monologue. "I guess we'll be the Fork Friends." :D At least in 1958, wedding favors didn't yet include wine stoppers filled with sand. I'm not sure which magazine this came from. Probably either House Beautiful or American Home.

After the first six months of marriage, you can upgrade to the pancake makeup that contains Valium.

Some clippings from inside the booklet. "...In dancing you first learn the basic steps... a waltz, a fox-trot, perhaps a rhumba or samba. Then, when these patterns have become reflex and easy, feet moving without conscious thought as the rhythm of the music changes, you are free to be creative and add all sorts of embellishments of your own, as the mood inspires you..." But keep that pizza parlor number next to the phone at all times, just in case.

Who else was bummed out when they got their Space Saver home, only to find out that its lid didn't actually defy gravity? [grumble] From the June issue of Good Housekeeping magazine.

Cheap domestic wine: For decades, it's been the favorite of future shut-in wives, hard-boiled reporters, and freshwater fisherman. Riiiiight. From the April issue of Sunset magazine.