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Some clippings from the recipe headers. You can almost imagine Mrs. America with the pocket watch ticking away in her frilly apron, as she dreams of sneaking into Chinatown for some real food.

Menu: Orange Pork Chops Cheese Potatoes Peas and Carrots Tomato Aspic Rye Rolls Raspberry Mold There's tons of other recipes that didn't get photographed. Even some chronically under-seasoned fish, creamed cauliflower, and sweet-sour spinach. And now I think I need a bottle of whiskey, too.

Menu: Chicken Pies Cranberry Stars Sweet Potatoes Mixed Vegetable Salad Fruit Compote After the creative frozen pie + cranberry glop "trim", Mrs. Johnson was inspired to start reading Camus and Nietzsche again.

Menu: Lobster Thermidor Asparagus Vinaigrette Potato Puffs Green Salad Chocolate Mint Ice Cream Roll Dumping bits of old Xmas candy on cake is always practical, since it doubles as an after-dinner breath freshener.

Menu: Chicken a la King Curry Buttered Waffles Broccoli Pecan-Lemon Butter Peach Snowball Can somebody go ahead and try that curried waffle thing and get back to me? I'm skeptical.

Menu: Cheeseburgers Minute Rice Green Beans Pimento Mixed Green Salad Frozen Brownies With Marshmallow Sauce Cheeseburgers on rice. Oh-kay. I think Minute Rice is the only brand name mentioned in the recipes. I smell a payoff. Also, those have to be the least appetizing-looking string beans in history. :/

Paragraph Three is a particular masterpiece of vague/contradictory instruction, guaranteed to make the housewife reach for a bottle of whiskey and the flyer from the local pizza parlor. But that's never killed an article in a women's magazine yet, has it? From the April issue of Everywoman's magazine.